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APRIL FOOLS!
We're only joking.... there's no such thing as 'Quickies'!
As much as we'd love to launch this sort of service for our customers, we couldn't possibly reach everyone on that moped!
Don't get too disappointed, we still have online shopping throughout our site and for today only (April 1st) we are offering free standard delivery on ALL orders.
We also have a designated promo code for today, use APRILFOOLS at checkout for 20% OFF everything!
Please note: these deals only last until midnight, so be quick and remember standard delivery is a couple of days not 30 minutes so you'll have to hold out! 😉
Best sellers
Pasante Variety Condom Bundle (50 Pack)
tagline]Test and trial an array of our condoms or simply enjoy mixing it up in the bedroom with our variety pack of 10 different condoms! This is the best way to try out multiple condom types and decide on your...
£13.99
Pasante Gentle Light Lube 75ml
[tagline]A gentle, clear, water-based lubricant.[/tagline] Pasante Gentle Light Lube has a water based formula for gentle lubrication.Both clear and odourless, it will provide additional lubrication during sex to alleviate the symptoms of vaginal dryness. 75ml Squeezy Tube Non-spermicidal Vegan Friendly Safe for...
£5.99
Pasante King Size Condoms 144 Box
[tagline]Larger condoms for a bigger fit! For those who need a size up![/tagline] A wider and longer condom for a bigger fit. Our King Size condoms are of natural colour, parallel, smooth and teat-ended. Contains 144 condoms Non-spermicidally lubricated Kitemarked...
£22.99
Pasante King Size Condoms 12 Pack
[tagline]Larger condoms for a bigger fit! For those who need a size up![/tagline] A wider and longer condom for a bigger fit. Our King Size condoms are of natural colour, parallel, smooth and teat-ended. Contains 12 condoms Non-spermicidally lubricated Kitemarked...
£7.99
Pasante Silk Thin Condoms 12 Pack
[tagline]Our thinnest ever latex condom, offering you that closer experience you've been waiting for![/tagline] Silk Thin™ is Pasante’s thinnest ever latex condom being up to half the thickness of Pasante’s regular condom*. At just 40 – 45 microns thick, Silk...
£7.99
Pasante Regular Condoms 144 Box
[tagline]Pure simplicity, the classic regular condom provides natural comfort and feeling everytime.[/tagline] Pasante Regular Condoms have a slight taper for a natural feeling. Smooth, of natural colour and teat-ended. Contains 144 condoms Non-spermicidally lubricated Kitemarked CE marked Does not contain...
£22.99
Pasante Unique Non-Latex Condom 12 Pack
[tagline]Our thinnest, non-latex condoms with a convenient packaging solution.[/tagline] Pasante Unique non-latex condoms are our thinnest condom made from ultra thin synthetic resin AT-10. Unlike latex condoms Unique can be used with oil based lubricants. Parallel, transparent and teat-ended. Contains...
£11.99
Pasante Naturelle Condoms 144 Box
[tagline]Pure simplicity, the classic naturelle condom provides natural comfort and feeling everytime.[/tagline] Pasante Naturelle Condoms have a slight taper for a natural feeling. Smooth, of natural colour and teat-ended. Contains 144 condoms Non-spermicidally lubricated Kitemarked CE marked Does not contain...
£22.99
Pasante Regular Condoms 12 Pack
[tagline]Pure simplicity, the classic regular condom provides natural comfort and feeling everytime.[/tagline] Pasante Regular Condoms have a slight taper for a natural feeling. Smooth, of natural colour and teat-ended. Contains 12 condoms Non-spermicidally lubricated Kitemarked CE marked Does not contain...
£7.99
Pasante Trim Condoms 12 Pack
[tagline]Trim is a narrower alternative for that closer fit you've been looking for. Tailor made for complete peace of mind and comfort.[/tagline] Pasante Trim condoms offer a narrower width for a smaller fit. Parallel, smooth, of natural colour and teat-ended....
£7.99